Blogs by Rep Bob Lynn

Blog site of Representative Bob Lynn, Alaska House of Representatives,District 31 Anchorage, Alaska. Blogs consist of public comments during legislative sessions, speeches, political commentary, as well as personal observations, and some journal type entries. Comments are invited.

Location: Anchorage, Alaska, United States

Member of the Alaska State House of Represeentatives since 2003. US Air Force, Retired; military bandsman; F94C interceptor pilot; Vietnam service as radar controller (Monkey Mountain), radar site commander(Pleiku); Government Contract Management; Public school Teacher, Retired. Married 55 years to Marlene Wagner Lynn, 6 children, 20 grandchildren, 1 great-grandchild. Member St. Elizabeth Ann Seaton Church. Former Tucson Arizona policeman, Ambulance Driver and Mortician's Assistant, Realtor (currently on referral status).

Sunday, October 09, 2005


This is news befitting a slow news day. Nonetheless, it's important to be well informed - and it does have political potential.

Check out United States Patent 58-68140 for “Neuticles.” Inventor Gregg Miller mortgaged his house and maxed out his credit cards to mass produce his invention which is (are you ready?) prosthetic – fake - testicles for animals. Don’t laugh. He’s sold more than 150,000 Neuticles and doubled his investment of $500,000. Isn’t entrepreneurship marvelous?

Three models are available: Neuticle Originals (rigid firmness) are $73 a pair, Neuticle Natural (natural firmness) $159 and Neuticle Ultra Plus for only $329. Price includes priority mail delivery, applicable taxes, and handling (handling?). Furthermore, custom sizing is available. Wow! Or should I say, “Bow Wow?”

Surely, there’s a market waiting-to-happen for these things in the political world. Here’s a thought. If we could just add artificial backbones to Neuticles for needy politicians, the world would be a better place.


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