POLITICAL POTENTIAL
This is news befitting a slow news day. Nonetheless, it's important to be well informed - and it does have political potential.
Check out United States Patent 58-68140 for “Neuticles.” Inventor Gregg Miller mortgaged his house and maxed out his credit cards to mass produce his invention which is (are you ready?) prosthetic – fake - testicles for animals. Don’t laugh. He’s sold more than 150,000 Neuticles and doubled his investment of $500,000. Isn’t entrepreneurship marvelous?
Three models are available: Neuticle Originals (rigid firmness) are $73 a pair, Neuticle Natural (natural firmness) $159 and Neuticle Ultra Plus for only $329. Price includes priority mail delivery, applicable taxes, and handling (handling?). Furthermore, custom sizing is available. Wow! Or should I say, “Bow Wow?”
Surely, there’s a market waiting-to-happen for these things in the political world. Here’s a thought. If we could just add artificial backbones to Neuticles for needy politicians, the world would be a better place.
Check out United States Patent 58-68140 for “Neuticles.” Inventor Gregg Miller mortgaged his house and maxed out his credit cards to mass produce his invention which is (are you ready?) prosthetic – fake - testicles for animals. Don’t laugh. He’s sold more than 150,000 Neuticles and doubled his investment of $500,000. Isn’t entrepreneurship marvelous?
Three models are available: Neuticle Originals (rigid firmness) are $73 a pair, Neuticle Natural (natural firmness) $159 and Neuticle Ultra Plus for only $329. Price includes priority mail delivery, applicable taxes, and handling (handling?). Furthermore, custom sizing is available. Wow! Or should I say, “Bow Wow?”
Surely, there’s a market waiting-to-happen for these things in the political world. Here’s a thought. If we could just add artificial backbones to Neuticles for needy politicians, the world would be a better place.
posted by Blogs by Rep Bob Lynn | 12:00 PM
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