OSCAR, YOU’RE GOIN’ TO THE MOON

Headline news today about Oscar the Cat, who lives in a hospice, senses imminent death, then snuggles up to patients just before they pass away. The ominous little feline is reported to have a better record of predicting death than doctors. I wonder if the cat was once owned by "Dr." Korvakian. I hereby give Oscar fair warning. If one of these days that animal gets near me, my fist will launch the furball into outer space. In the words of the late great vintage comic Jackie Gleason, "Bang! Zoooooom! Oscar - you’re going to the moon!” Note to PETA: Mellow out, please.